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Spring’s new charge
TONY “Some guy walked by the other day and he tells me I’m a bit crazy. So I asked him why he’d say that. So he says that since Elmo needs batteries, I must be spending money to buy them. “Then just...
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Pushing his button
TONY “You know, Elmo is a big attraction. There’s this older lady, mind you she’s got lots of energy in her; she walks all the way up to me from the next block and comes up and presses Elmo’s button...
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Made you look
PHILIP “You spelled “Elmo” wrong on your sign there.” TONY “Yup. But you gotta admit it’s a great conversation starter.”
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The gotcha that ends the night
TONY “Damn it’s cold. It was -30 C with windchill last night they were saying — and I believe ’em. Hey, did you see my new guitar guy here?” PHILIP “Hard to miss him, actually.” TONY “You know that I...
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Tony promotes under-age smoking
TONY “Hey Phil, did I show you my friend Elmo’s a great guy for holding my cigarette? Doesn’t take any drags but I’ve got to be careful about burning his lips.”
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